Healing Cum Turned Out to Be Total Bullshit...
I dove deep into wild tales about the so-called magical powers of jizz... and with my acne acting like a damn war zone, I’ve tried every freaking thing under the sun—total nightmare! Desperate, I called up a buddy, and well, he blasted me right in the face and beyond... but guess what? My acne didn’t budge, and now I’m staring at two damn lines on a pregnancy test!
#wtf #fail #acnehell #unexpectedpregnancy