You can't have both the dick in the ass and the soul in heaven

Close enough

We took everything from them. I almost feel bad

Maybe one of the coolest moment of the war

Finnish food 🤨

Average French L

Portugaliza, let's make this dream come true

I leave it here

I know we have not always got along but we wanted to fix it by giving you this crest for your national soccer team ... Enjoy!!! Zzzzzzz

A moment of silence for a Swiss icon.

What about it?

Tina Turner, famed Swiss gymnast and Königin of Rock, has died at the age of 83. Pictured here, we see the music legend proudly enrobed in the red and gold which symbolises at once her homeland’s flag and its tradition of amassing gold from ~~dictators and weirdo cults~~ legitimate international business partners.

Other than his ties with France he was Fucking Based