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Turning Point USA is Charlie Kirk's Conservative propaganda organization, theoretically aimed at college students, but actually aimed at senile boomers. It is funded primarily by infamous fossil fuel billionaire Charles Koch, and formerly by David Koch before he died and went to hell. More info
PragerU is Dennis Prager's Right-Wing propaganda organization aimed at young children and known for buying youtube ads. It is funded primarily by Dan and Farris Wilks, two fundamentalist christian fossil fuel billionaires. More info
Ben Shapiro is a far-right propagandist known for posing as an intellectual, owning the Daily Wire, and inspiring mosque shooters. He is funded by the Wilks brothers, Koch brothers, The DeVos family, the Mercer family, and too many other wealthy far-right families to list. More info
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--Candace Owens, Communications Director, Turd Police USA
"A while back I was in a car accident and my dick and balls switched places. My dick is on bottom and my balls are on top."
--Charlie Kirk, Founder, Testicle Piss USA
"Modern society should value, above all else, my favorite fetishes, urine and feces, yes, urine and feces!"
--Dennis Prager, Founder, PragerUrine
"Dear Liberals, you talk about the Failures of Socialism, but where is the success of Capitalism in places like Africa, Asia and Latin America? Curious."
--Fidel Castro, General Secratary, Turning Point Cuba
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