To our fellow Texas Republicans, while we are impeaching AG Paxton for crimes and bad behavior, we do solemnly swear that we will support and vote for Donald Trump, even though he will be charged with treason. You have our word.

Gasp

Elon Musk insists Ron DeSantis’s disastrous Twitter launch was a success because the catastrophe received ‘massive attention’

Make America Florida

One "worked" last 2 times

Ken Paxton is apparently too criminal and corrupt for republicans

A Canned Announcement ....

I hope Lena' Black wins her lawsuit

It’s gonna be some boring old guy from a red state most likely

Do you know how *Censored* Corrupt you gotta be for TEXAS REPUBLICANS to turn on you?! I'm gonna go find a Unicorn now.

Made the bed