This person ordered alcohol and wouldn't come to the door

What about it?

I saw them creeping on me out the window while I was waiting. They called me 7x after the texts. Thanks for the free liquor!

First tip of the day 🥹

What about it?

I hate when tips like this are hidden until after the delivery because I want to properly thank them in person for such a high tip but I don’t know until after I leave! Also this specific order was phone calls only so I couldn’t even text her to say thank you 😭

“Guaranteed” Pay

What about it?

I’ve done like 500 shop & deliver orders. First time I’ve ever had all out of stock cuz they ordered 3 obscure energy drinks. Spent 10 min looking for everything & then had to go thru this whole prompt to cancel the order…for half pay? If their offer screen says GUARANTEE then that’s what it should be. It shouldn’t vary because stores are out of stock. F*ck that.

Taylor keeps Looking Back in Anger

“was the lion king the play abraham lincoln got shot at”

“Unflappable politeness of a confused Victorian gentleman.”

"Joe Carstairs, a tattooed butch lesbian oil heiress and millionaire who owned her own island in the Bahamas, 1920s."

I believe this qualifies

“admitted they once straddled each other to poop at the same time.”

I will name all of my children ukulele

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