"like you're trying to communicate with a half-dazed semi-senile theatre prima"

Average r/ems Thread

Gimme the gold.

I'm going to die

Cormac McCarthy's Ex-Wife Pulled a Gun Out of Her Vagina During an Argument About Aliens

“While crushing a watermelon with his chin”

"Crash Bandicoot And Cthulhu Are Coming To Call Of Duty"

That's modern milk for ya

Wedding crocs are a thing now

Like an emo porkroast cookin in the summer heat

“He’s more of a mother than you’ll ever be”