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I think I just got called a monkey..

Ok…?

The modern dating game

What about it?

The bio says: Having a lot of money is really important to me,as well as living in an expensive,prestigious neighborhood. I would love to be seen driving around in a luxury car. Owning luxury goods is fun for me in general.

The conversation died before I even had a chance to respond

Response

What about it?

I’m brand new to dating apps so this might sound pathetic but……..Any suggestions on a funny response

A profile I stumbled upon last year…

Seriously if you are in an open relationship put that in your profile.

Charming

"This person meets all your preferences"