Take your age

Pidgeon

Why is Bicycle a bike, but icicle isnt ike?

My flip flops are torn

Make this banana evil

I dont have a floor or any noodles, this is my ceiling (the lights are off)

Just by looking at a person, I can tell if they're approximately lighter or heavier than a ladybug

Hand

This outcome doesn't even exist within poker?!?

What about it?

Like you've got pair, two pair, but from there it's three of a kind and four of a kind. Nothing like three pairs?!

One switch is off. The other is on.

someone forgot their donut in the rain

What about it?

soggy food