Who actually accepts orders this horrible!?!

What about it?

This doesn’t even make sense to me. How did they figure the math out for this?

Somebody is too busy to go to Walgreens 😉

What about it?

This is the second order I have had for these items in a week. Love is in the air.

My driver apparently thinks I live in a storage closet

What about it?

I live in apartment 1, not storage closet number 11. The bar is getting lower and lower by the day.

Definitely my favorite delivery so far

Nope nope you've got jokes

Dasher ate my cookie?

What about it?

Opened my cookies to a bite missing from one of them. Like- my guy if you wanted the cookie shoulda just taken the whole thing instead just a cheeky bite

Dasher "couldn't find" my address, so she set it on boyfriend's lap and marked it "Delivered"

What about it?

Idk why they sent a picture. Then DD Support called to tell me the Dasher said she was 3 hours away. (???) And DD Support (from a very Indian call center) didn't understand what I meant by a typical suburban subdivision.

69% 😎 let’s see if getting to 70% makes any difference lol

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