Explain in NBA terms. Please

What about it?

Damar

Can't tell the difference between the subs sometimes based on these titles

Every great batman (kobe) needs an equally great robin 💛💜

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Seriously this is some huge oversight by us jerkers, like why are we just focusing so much on kobe

sabotageLayoffs

clearAndPresentDangerAccountHacker

iUsedTheInfiniteLoopToStopTheInfiniteLooops

weHaveJobOffersAtHome

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but muuuuum….

whenYourCoworkersPutJokesInTheirCode

explosionNoises

accidentallyReplacedClientDatabaseThisFryday

What about it?

Nothing much to this one. Accidentally replaced a clients database with one from another client. A series of unfortunate circumstances lead to this occasion (some of them were my fault while others were just negligences from another developer). It happened on Friday and went unnoticed until today. Luckily there was a snapshot of production that was recent enough to solve the issue. My manager solved the issue and called me this Sunday asking what happened. I have meeting with him tomorrow so that we can go through the steps to reproduce the issue. I don’t think that this is a issue worthy of a contract termination, but it makes me feel and look really bad lol.

iLLGoToRailsWorldIfTheyHostTheFight