My wife hates replacing the toilet paper roll so much that she pulled the holder out of the wall and patched the hole with paper.

The cabinets on this house for rent

Books with pages like this

Got a massive flashing warning on my screen, it was beeping and making all kinds of noises. Then I realized it was an add. (It was just the top part that showed up when I got the add)

I unplugged it from the wall

What about it?

At least it matches the charger lead now

Restaurant charges $1 extra to use mug or glass in-store

I love researching on the Internet...

Gandalf Lego came with two left beards

I try to eat better, and this watermelon is the universe's response.

Why does every pair of pants now come with a hidden zipper pocket?

What about it?

Chinos, slacks, shorts, carhartts… i’m not a GI Joe I don’t need to hide cyanide pills. Just give me normal pants!

My wife ...3 times a day ... everyday