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It finally happened to me and I bawled in this man's arms for probably 10 minutes. I wish I had gotten a photo with him! I almost didn't take the order because the pick up location was 16.8 miles away from me for $9.25 but it was my last dash of the night and I need to stop at that gas station anyway. I don't care if no one believes me but I just had to share

Scheduling

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Is there something going on with the scheduling on everyone else’s app? Mine shows Sunday but on the hour I am currently in on Monday morning. My normal job is night shift so I can usually snag the open spots every night when they come out but tonight it looked like this instead of having the whole day on there

I almost cried when i saw this. She was such a perfect customer too, responsive and quick to reply when things were out of stock. She made my night. Heck, she made my whole week. What a wonderful person 😭

Second time ever this happens to me. Thanks M.

That would be cool. But if not I still feel good doing the deed 💯

I got my first creep!

What about it?

This was a no contact order to a dark apartment complex at night. I took the picture, confirmed delivery, and turned the corner to walk down a long hallway which led to the parking lot and my car. I guess he had been watching me through the window, because I heard a catcall whistle and a man was standing at the end of the hallway staring at me (he would have had to come outside and turn a whole corner to look at me, he wasn’t just grabbing his food and happened to see me). I just kept walking and he messaged me that about 5 min later once I was in my car, lol. I’ve been dashing for a couple months now, with about 320 deliveries completed. This one totaled $7 with a $2 tip

Michael's Painting

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Anyone know the name and artist of Michael's painting in his office?

The 2 times that “jet lee” talks with Michael crack me up. “What are you talking about?” Just the way he says it and what Michael is actually telling him is hilarious.

"I'm not crying.." "You have some food on your face."

Stanley was making up any lies he could to shoot down Michael’s 10% paycut to save a job

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It was early season two.

Quick cringe that no one talks about

What about it?

Michael never having Bruce tickets, building up an entire auction but then having to say he never had them is so hard to watch