Skin dogs

You can hold your foreskin shut while peeing to release a charged shot

Man with heart-shaped face tattoo accused of pelting Skittles at restaurant patrons.

"policy brutality and sour warheads"

Happens to me all the damn time

Never thought I'd read this

thicc-ass, child-bearing 1996 computers

Like a pair of soggy Spaghetti strands

My mind took a shit

Jerma

"Jeezus fuckballs Christ-and-a-half on a goddamned stick"