Dad got squished between two cars

You’re weird.

Smoking buttnaked and dropped the blunt on my balls. I scrum so fucking loud.

“we’re all kids stuck inside decaying meat suits”

Wet pussy is high vibration

6ft goth mommy dominating me in the Wendy’s parking lot phobia

“monetized eyeballs”

Skin dogs

You can hold your foreskin shut while peeing to release a charged shot

Man with heart-shaped face tattoo accused of pelting Skittles at restaurant patrons.

"policy brutality and sour warheads"