Noticed on an evening stroll in Santa Monica. I originally thought: “What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.” But after seeing this from afar, I feel warm.

I'm sorry, all we have is Nescafé. I'm very, very sorry.

Damn Scots!

A long time ago this was my wallpaper. Does anyone have the original picture?

"Yuck. Meatloaf. My most hated of loafs." "*GASP!* That was the END PIECE!"

When your friends give you opportunities to meet your daily reference quota

No One’s Gay for MoleMan

We called that "The Stinger." They don't let you use that no more.

Who's thinking about killing her riiight now?

"It’s a miracle!" "No, Ultrasuede is a miracle. This is just good timing."

Thank God it's Wednesday