Poor Elrond

He should be that template

“Gandalf, why can’t we ask Tom Bombadil to help?”

most delicious gollum meal (he cooked in mount doom)

Hraaah

Whenever I'm doing a sewing project and I need to bust out my yardstick

She had never seen a single LOTR movie when we started dating 8 months ago

What about it?

She loves them

POV

Botch I’m Tom Bombadil!

We’ll tell you what we want, what we really really want

Made this Warhammer 40k meme about the improved Primaris Space Marines and figured I’d post it here too