“I’m sorry I’m not as smart as you Kirk. We didn’t all go to Gudger College”

"Any sign of Bart and Milhouse?" "No, and if they don't get here soon, it'll be TS for them."

Just noticed local(Czech) TV skipping Stark Raving Dad(S03E01) in broadcast, I guess no-one wants to broadcast it anymore.

YOU LEAVE MR. BURNS OUT OF THIS!

But my hip slipped, and...

Seriously-what’s wrong with this chick?

“Pregnancy pain is overrated and nothing compared to getting hit in the balls”

Horseman, Pazyryk felt artefact (carpet detail), 5th or 4th century BC. From the Pazyryk burial mounds, a series of Iron Age kurgans in the Altai Mountains, Siberia. [418x360]

The bronze helmet of the murmillo – type gladiator. The object dates to the 2nd century CE. The artefact is located in the Neues Museum in Berlin. [480x600]

Gold armlet and earrings. Bukit Larangan, Singapore, Majapahit Empire, 14th century AD [1386x1001]

Tianjing Pavilion, built in the middle of Lake Shi. Suzhou, China, Ming dynasty, 1612 [1080x1340]