I don't like you, Simpson.

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After 13 years I finally found this game!!! Played it to death as a kid

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“It’s a ring toss game.” Me, any time I’m faced with something I don’t understand.

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"Can I ask you, is it true you once worked 96 hours straight?"..."Oh, yes. It was horrible, I tell you. By the end, I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind."

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Did you know there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?

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"Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car."

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Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you....Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live everydaaaay.

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Who’s your favorite fighter in the ASSBOX

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Hello. I am not interested in buying the house... but I would like to use your rest room... flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items... and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!

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“I’m sorry I’m not as smart as you Kirk. We didn’t all go to Gudger College”

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