He became Francine back in ‘76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.

Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.

I don't like you, Simpson.

Happy Monday, everyone. May all your car holes be filled with counterfeit jeans.

After 13 years I finally found this game!!! Played it to death as a kid

“It’s a ring toss game.” Me, any time I’m faced with something I don’t understand.

"Can I ask you, is it true you once worked 96 hours straight?"..."Oh, yes. It was horrible, I tell you. By the end, I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind."

Did you know there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?

"Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car."

Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you....Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live everydaaaay.

Who’s your favorite fighter in the ASSBOX