Uncalled for as hell. But still funny asf

Damn, well I got one...

Yep, he does so

flex tape can't fix

It's rare to find an A380-related insult

All that money sure can't buy taste

Glad I finally found one.

Translation: "Dude, I'm gonna gift you a plant so you can take it with you everywhere. So at least we will recover part of the oxygen that you waste."

I tried to land myself on r/rareinsults. I did, but not how I wanted.

He had it coming

Steal her Christmas decorations?