You'd need some kind of dick portal so he can sit in hell and slurp on it like a big straw

Lmao

What about iceberg's tears?

"giant imaginary animatronic banana wielding drug dealer wolf vampire slenderman"

They drop so hard you can whoop their prolapsed tongue bulb..

Untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

"Cosmic analytics"

Rambling attempt at a complement

Poetry

"looks like a Mitsubishi L200 fucked a Toyota BZ4X"

Not that bad really.