Pirate Wedding At A Renaissance Faire.

Take your pick!

Cotton eye joe “poem”

Doomscrolling

Citizen of Golden, CO (home of Coors and about a dozen other breweries) was upset people drink beer in their town.

'cum hunting'

Honestly i don't even know

The human eye is a dodgy, bodgy collection of cruft.

“Sexy Rexy Trauma” this one’s for the empire records fans in the house lol

Dreaming about taking over the world while shitting at night

Stop Humpty Dumpty politics