My friend calls his mom the "spawn point"

Peanut butter

That’s crazy

Now that's one way to get a criminal to surrender to police

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Rip to the person involved but it is definitely a brand new sentence

MARIO NO

I would probably still try them

The worst part is the accuracy

Looking at pictures online of people trying to take photos of mirrors they want to sell is my new thing...

keep those fancy words coming you sexy literature boy i might just have to come give you a little lick on your toes too