keep those fancy words coming you sexy literature boy i might just have to come give you a little lick on your toes too

Pirate Wedding At A Renaissance Faire.

Take your pick!

Cotton eye joe “poem”

Doomscrolling

Citizen of Golden, CO (home of Coors and about a dozen other breweries) was upset people drink beer in their town.

'cum hunting'

Honestly i don't even know

The human eye is a dodgy, bodgy collection of cruft.

“Sexy Rexy Trauma” this one’s for the empire records fans in the house lol

Dreaming about taking over the world while shitting at night