When Game of Thrones ran out of source material to adapt, the show began a three season filler arc where the characters fought an invasion of fire demons from the south who were never mentioned before or after. This gave George RR Martin time to write more content

“Sound of Freedom” (2023) statistically brings in the oldest and whitest people I’ve ever seen. They all think watching this movie actually saves trafficked children but it’s just a QAnon shit post that scams you into using their QR code to buy tickets for strangers mid-credits.

Dungeons and Dragons (2023) is a movie that I almost successfully avoided completely, until my friends insisted on watching it together which led to me being in a coma for 2/3rds of the movie. This is a reference to one of the best naps I've had in a while

In this movie….. I think it’s called “White Club”? But anyway, that’s me about to get stomped out because I kept talking about White Club outside of White Club.

Wonka (2023) is actually inspired by how i imagine myself

Today I saw Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One (2023), but not the base version, in fact Paramount distributed in some cinemas of Lazio the rare Amsterdam edition of the movie, where it seems that you are watching the movie while you’re under a LSD trip, even if you’re completely sober

Sarah Snook, an Australian actress plays the role of an American in Succession. This is because HBO was too lazy to actually find an American out of a 300 mill people to play an American character. Or maybe actually it doesn't fucking matter because actors are different than the characters they play

In Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning (2023), we see Ving Rhames's character easily doing more than one thing at the same time successfully. Well then, I guess my wife should have married Ving freakin' Rhames instead of me!

George Banks is the name of the father in Mary Poppins and Father of the Bride.

For Frankenstein (1931), Boris Karloff spent hours having black and white paint applied to his entire body. Thankfully by Bride of Frankenstein (1935), this effect could be done in post

Gonna watch Oppenheimer (2023) the way it was meant to be seen