I don't egg so feel free to snipe me 🫡

"Las Vegas death ray roasts hotel guests"

"a blind salamander attempting to do a backflip while hula hooping"

This is the most unhinged thing I’ve said

Housing Instable?

What about it?

Near Chicago

Shakespeare in afterlife and a blue hedgehog

Biblically accurate klingon

Harvest your booty meat and sell it to the Kardashians.

I mean, When do they hit rock bottom...

Nice

What about it?

Nice

Page Six regrets to report that a press dinner to boost Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s presidential campaign descended into a foul bout of screaming and polemic farting Tuesday night.