Found some of my old schoolwork. Very Good!

Aquarium refuses to use the metric system

Borat would have been proud

Mistakes were made ordering online (I wanted an actual lasagna meal not a snack for ants)…banana for scale. Have mercy, Stouffer’s.

At my local KFC its leg day, every day.

Loved! A fair and straight changelog: "added new bugs".

My wife loves our x3 cats. My kid's teacher thinks she loves something else.

Y'all ever look at yelp reviews on middle schools?

SpongeBob and the gang after smoking 4D.

They specialize in backhoes with little in the middle but they got much back.

Fart Hatch