My cat likes me to hold his paw while he sleeps.

What about it?

His name is Earl Grey

“On your right.”

Should've just walked.

What's the cost of frozen time? A pound of flesh.

this will be a pretty judgmental day

Always the good one's

Why does this prosthetic ball and socket joint have a tail on it instead of a fake leg?

If the sun is a star, does that also make a sunfish a starfish?

How is this possible guys? Layed a human egg that hatched 4 years later?

It's so fucking windy where I live, but they STILL insist on putting these bastard wind farms everywhere. Do we really need more wind?

My twin sister was born an hour before me. Am I going to look like that bitch in one hour?