When John Oliver only gives you 200 coins... but realizes it will still be used to destroy this site

Verily, look upon my cache of John Oliver coins and take note that it is barren 👌

State of reddit by John Oliver

Quick! Before John Oliver eats us all, throw all your gold at him to satisfy his hunger!

Why doesnt John Oliver gift me anything... Is he the villain of my story.

I don’t have any awards, but here is John Oliver holding some award.

John Oliver said there might be coins left here..

John Oliver burnt my coins but says only give Platinums or Golds: more Premium = Less ad revenue

Pale Blue Dot - A Photograph of Earth Taken 6 Billlion Kilometers and Technically has John Oliver

I have no coins to offer, but John Oliver is searching for more

John Oliver is just an Otter in a suit with Glasses. Dont be fooled