I present to you the swiftest Ford Focus in all the land

This is why we don't bring Legolas to plan battles anymore:

First come, first serve! Giving away awards until I run out of them!

lotr_irl

You've heard of Gandalf the gray on an eater of hay, but have you heard of:

"All that glitters is not gold." -William Shakespeare

Happens semi-regularly

Tbh they were pretty deadly, too

Me when I find a young boy’s wheelchair unattended

My friends are I are debating what kind of meat is in her aowyn’s stew from the movie. Is it fish or like chicken or something?

Legolas isn't amused