What opening is this

What careful move should I play here?

Isn't this checkmate?

I have no coins. If you reply, with anything, I will do literally nothing.

What is this (Google en passant)

What do I do in this position? (I’m black btw)

Mr fortnite

What about it?

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Is this the en peasant?

I have coins, but you aren't getting shit.

What do I do in this position? (I'm an idiot trying to look smart)

holy hell

What about it?

holy hell