I just wanted to know how old he was, and I get spoiled :/

bumblebee colouring book has no yellow pencil

Happ Birthday!

Black drain on white tile ruins the floor pattern

Helium balloons

What about it?

Deep in the Nantahala National Forest in North Carolina, hiking along, some fucker's Happy Birthday foil helium balloon. Seriously. Stop buying them. At least it's in the trash now.

I hate bleach

What about it?

These were my favorite pants too

And here I was hoping to get blue gushers

Sir, shut up

Nice parking

He has two tongues

Friend ordered a Chicken Wrap and this is how it came.