What do I say to this?

Hand to me. Guess if they answered my call? #Timer

Sometimes I see something that makes me smile

Scumbag no tipper tryin’ to mess with my 5⭐️rating.. Not today buddy, DoorDash has my back!

Thanks?

What about it?

Only had to deliver 3k orders to get this nice birthday bonus

NO ITS NOT SHUT UP

Best suite sign ever!!! /s

What about it?

Y’all I was barely able to see this in the daytime and the “gated” community has a mix of these makeshift number signs for their suites among the ones with actual ones.

5 Guys... Can you guess the order status when I got there?

So Hawaii it is eh? 😂😂

Enjoyed meeting this cutie. I hope he didn’t tear into the bag after I left.

Not all dash, but dashing involved

What about it?

So, normally not in this small town area. But for a KFC order as I was leaving. 9 dollars for 3 miles. Okay! Omw got a uber order from their too. Same neighborhood, even better. The uber order was 30 dollars. Now kinda sus. But hey. I'm 20 miles out of my zone. Well... ended up waiting in the drive through for roughly 45 minutes. The lobby was closed. I think figured the uber order customer knew the wait and they tipped nicely. Nope. It was a 24 dollar base pay. So 20 minutes out. 45 minute wait 5 minute delivery time and 20 minutes back. I guess 39 dollars isn't bad. But still....