I need Palin-style hand notes. Mondays.

he’s charging up to be an illegal menace later tonight

Freddie Mewcury had been arrested for making so many biscuits no one could possibly eat them all

Itty

What about it?

Her name is Maizy. She's a foster fail and I love her.

little Styx compared to one of her ‘big’ brothers

All the illegals

Sleeping to build up their strength for many future nefarious acts

Support response

What about it?

Reported a customer for being a shithead and got this in response, pretty sure it’s all automated but it made me laugh especially the line about law enforcement.

What do I say to this?

Hand to me. Guess if they answered my call? #Timer

Sometimes I see something that makes me smile