Nanopenis made of 8 atoms

cool rach dortis can come fuck my ass and I’d still call it a bitch

Fantasy creatures

This gotta be a new one

Blue lives matter

Imma leave the context out of this one

Mmmm smells like ass...

Less Cocain

"A bird just got sent to Mach Jesus by a rocket bidet."

Remember to Look Him Straight in the Eye When You Lie

"darn it, he pulled me outta my hiding spot with tweezers and now i'm naked in a jar on his floor" my hubby heard me say that when he walked into the room while i was gaming with friends lol