I had to read this like three times and I’m still struggling to process it

watery precum from unshaken condiment bottles

Filtered through seven layers of autism

You look like a condom full of cottage cheese

What about it?

Found in a r/roastme thread about a radio host

Just because jesus is a femboy doesn't mean that he can't judge you

Infinite luck trick

Vegas, baby!

A sweet technological baby with a magic bag

Wheelie bins, some of which ended up falling victim to the hungry abyss

Nanopenis made of 8 atoms

cool rach dortis can come fuck my ass and I’d still call it a bitch