A couple 2am drunk sessions may not have been my shining moments.

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This man makes me fear..

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Short and sweet

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Man who made his dog kill a chicken banned from having catapult in public

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What the fuck…

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I had to read this like three times and I’m still struggling to process it

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watery precum from unshaken condiment bottles

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Filtered through seven layers of autism

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You look like a condom full of cottage cheese

What about it?

Found in a r/roastme thread about a radio host

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Just because jesus is a femboy doesn't mean that he can't judge you

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Infinite luck trick

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