I’m burning all my socks

Don’t burgle

Uhhhh.....

A couple 2am drunk sessions may not have been my shining moments.

This man makes me fear..

Short and sweet

Man who made his dog kill a chicken banned from having catapult in public

What the fuck…

I had to read this like three times and I’m still struggling to process it

watery precum from unshaken condiment bottles

Filtered through seven layers of autism