hit a bird on my way home

What about it?

i turned around and drove back to see if there was anything i could do to help him but the poor thing was already gone. luckily none of the other cars squished him before i could grab him. i brought him to my local cemetery and on the outskirts of the forest i laid him down and placed a couple flowers next to him. sorry if the image upsets anybody. i dont want this lil guy to be forgotten

I just wanted to eat some chips, man.

Was emptying my espresso machine after drinking. Saw this...

Worst garlic bread ever

What about it?

Diabolical

I wouldn’t mind if it was actually a good one

"He must be cheating on me"

They'll forget about it 4 minutes later

Hello there

Not today, Tomorrow

Abe Lincoln's final snapchat

HAH! GOTTEM!! Bing can’t take a joke! 🤣