The carpet does what now?!?

I always loved seeing Will Ferrell on the box.

No Regrets? Not even a single letter?

Am I going to hell for thinking this was an onion article initially? Stay cool ya’ll! 🫠

I kept getting emailed security codes for my Microsoft account and I found out where it was coming from

why are people using abused cat emojis to harvest likes from little children?

My neighbour at 80 AM

What about it?

I couldn't sleep a wink tonight because i had a migraine... Just when my head started to give me a break my neighbour decided he no longer liked that metal frame on his apartment and of course there is no better time to tear it apart than 80AM...

What has that bush ever done to you?

The Annual Random Advances From Some Random Guy (note: this is the 4th time, and it happens when you play this character sometimes)

It was yesterday, actually

My daughter's school has a very important message for us

What about it?

I know it's Latin. For some reason Google translate won't translate it for me. Hope the message isn't important