This boot shaped potato

Absolute porch unit

What about it?

Came across this unit on Zillow when I was looking for a house.

This Carrot

That's a big lemon

24” crescent wrench in the toolbox where I work. It’s used on heavy machinery that runs literal tons of metal all day long.

What about it?

You should see the wrenches that the techs use when this one isn’t big enough. Unfortunately no pictures of those yet as they don’t live at the shop, and if they’re being used it means the techs found a big problem and they definitely don’t want me bugging them. If I get a photo, I’ll report back.

I see your zucchini and raise you zucchini-zilla

This wormy boi

How the fuck does he even walk.

This Stray Cat

absolute unit of a ketchup container

Dixon Hall Lewis (1802-1848) was an American senator from Alabama, at a peak weight exceeding 500 pounds he was the heaviest American politician.