The most truth I’ve ever heard

Facebook post I had to share

A medium-rare insult

If fries had feelings they’d cry themselves to sleep

Think of a title

“She must be wearing $250,000 in groceries.”

What about it?

I lost it when I got to “She must be wearing $250,000 in groceries.”

Perfect description doesn't exi--

Colonoscopy with barbed wire.

Nothing to see here folks.

What about it?

Conan O’Brien and his associate producer.

This guy wants to be single, apparently

Wisdom teeth looking ass