Come on. I'm a decent guy.

Haha, You got the dud!

I don't think they're coming back...

Promote that man!

Anyway, long story short- is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling!

what’s your favorite krusty moment?

What about it?

i use this line whenever someone questions my actions.

Lisa! You will respect your new mother! Now give her a kiss. KISS HER!

Listen to your mother Lisa. I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye, and swift hand. Oh, there's mother now...watching me. What's that mother? I have a right to be here! It's school business! Mother, that sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!

Trab pu kcip… Trab pu kcip.

Some guy sent this to me and I couldn't stop laughing at it

What about it?

(Why does he look like that?)

When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!