Real fuckin snake that samwise

It's been a while

Frodo and the Nazgûl relying on their winged friends right off the bat

Who wore it better?

What about it?

One day you’re the immensely powerful corporeal manifest of the One Ring, the next, a lamp on the side of a Quiznos.

12 seconds vs. 120 minutes

So Javert, you see it's true. That man bears no more guilt than you!

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that's not what gandalf said. samwise was just hearing what he wanted to hear

your [phatty] would have me crawling on all fours like a dog