a couple of obvious facts, brought to you by Denethor:

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middle earth is overflowing with screwups

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can you guess which ones I mean?

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This is a crappy meme in response to a meme

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The literal interaction between my girlfriend and her doctor today

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Mahm Stahp

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Frodo learns from Samwise

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That Samwise Smolder

What about it?

(Thank you, u/sodosopapilla for the *best* line on u/YoinkLord 's post)

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he might be a wizard's pupil who's uses are few, but at least he has a strong stomach.

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Before and After

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Ok guys hear me out.

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