This was me..

most humans use plastic daily, yet know little about it

I hate that this is becoming a trend, so wasteful!!

Burn in

*USSR anthem plays*

Fast food must be made faster

I make these little guys out of recycled materials; my husband calls them Denim Gremlins

Turkeys. 70 mph, open side, on a 30-degree day. They look miserable

Did you guys know that consumerism saves relationships? Amazon reminds us

I mean, we've had a subscription model of healthcare for decades now. Why not literally everything else?

Pretty sure there's enough resources to get a sick person some care!!