"Oh, great. Whenever a woman passes by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting." "Oh, yeah! Shake it, madam. Capital Knockers."

There is an episode where Maggie is trapped in an automatic rocking chair, desperately trying to turn it off, do you know which episode?

When someone does "Classical Gas."

These two posts came up at the right time

"I could call my ma while I'm up here...Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!"

Grade me! Look at me! Evaluate and rank me! I'm good, good, good and, oh, so smart! GRADE ME!

Need you creative minds to help me

So, Homer, please feel free to tell us anything. There's no judgment here. The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers. I cast thee out!

It's been 13 years since Lisa's wedding.

She keeps a fiIthy house and taIks profaneIy. She's the Queen of the Harpies! Here's your crown, Your Majesty!

My screensaver on my computer inspired by Homer’s wall at his job