My chess fanatic brother's off celebrating his wedding anniversary and I got a hold of his photos. I figured I'd be able to send them back to him here. Happy anniversary you two!

What do I do in this position? (I'm black)

What do I do in this position? (I'm White)

what should i do in this position?

What do i do in this position, some dumb idiot tries to break me (I am the boulder)

Rice

What do I do in this position (I'm a cis male btw)

Found this on marketplace for $10

What should I do in this position? (I am the mom)

Why is chess.c*m spreading misinformation?

My knights when I blunder my bishops.