All I did was stub my toe...

Do not not open the window, because fresh air conditioning.

Don't sheet in the pool.

Mommy i'll be famous!

Realaty is tough out here

When a former woodworker becomes a hand model for the electronic crossing guard sign.

Stop Brain!

Not at Work

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If only I knew guitar

Too many one night stands, you say.