I forgot to place my travel mug the coffee machine.

What about it?

For a few seconds I thought I had a poltergeist, then I saw the travel mug was dry.

My neighbor's lawn mower picked up a rock and threw it at my kitchen window (The bad quality is because i had to turn off lighting settings, it's bright out)

The heat is melting the glue in my car

What about it?

It’s doing the same in the back of the car as well.

Last night I *tried* to chop some green onions after I had consumed 2 or 3 or 11 whiskeys.

Wasps built a nest on someone’s side door in my complex

Couldn't move it out of the fire's way

/r/allI got this as my luck a few days after I was diagnosed with alopecia areata (bald spots)

Failed my theory test by 1 mark!

What about it?

Well...

Double tibia-fibula fracture

What about it?

Fell 8ft through the ceiling from my attack last week. Broke both bones in my left leg twice.

Laser etched my wallet today...

Popping the 6

What about it?

10 mins before the surprise party 🤦‍♂️